Hey (with the intention of you being the reason I smile after a long day)
21st century doom scroller: ugghh we need to do something about all the problems:/
13th century doom scroller: At last, my divine scroll will bring terror across all the lands and rend those who step in my way. Arise, my victory, over this realm
Baby Clifford & baby Snoopy
it was just a misunderstanding
post-timeskip
in your 20s you must rediscover the joys of arts and crafts to stave off spiritual decay
what are you even supposed to do when youre angry. cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now
mistakes are so normal and human and inevitable and necessary and real. if i make one however please put me to death
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head
bonus : without any of the evil creatures left , you can hear the song of the angels more clearly (tinnitus)
if cats don’t want to be carried like babies then maybe they should’ve thought about that before deciding to be baby shaped
3 gummies at the pond incident beauty of the world increaced 1000x
its like im dying
i wasnt having a panic attack i was considering how beautiful it might feel to be at peace. btw











